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when your father takes your big plasma tv to watch golf and falls asleep while watching it so that you have to walk downstairs and watch what could be high def. porn on the little tv
dude, your dad is really a cum bobbied dreep shaft. he jacked our tv to watch golf but fell asleep and if we try to change the channell he will wake up and beat us with his fucking cock.
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When you put on a condom filled with spagetti, have sex with it and then have the girl eat your cum-filled spaghetti.
P1: what was that white thing in your girl's spaghetti?
P2: we did the Spag-o-cum-ghetti
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the skankiest bitch in kumeu. her pussy straight up looks like minced meat at this point with the amount of pounding its taken. has a large glazing of male creme brulee after finishing on that minced meat
yoza, lets go hit tracy b's cum dumpster this weekend you keen?
yooza sieg fuk
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A meaningful phrase used in wholesome TikTok lives and congratulating your teammates/opponents in games. It doesn't have a specific meaning just used on anything happy/wholesome.
Example 1:
Other Team Wins:
You: I'm gonna cum on you
Example 2:
TikTok live with people with disabilities and terminal illness
You: I'm gonna cum on you
Example 3:
Friend: I can't believe I beat you in that race
You: I'm gonna cum on you
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It's just a cum eating space dragon... Kill yourself
As I said... ITS A FUCKING CUM EATING SPACE DRAGON
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When you get out of the shower after forgetting to rinse your ears hence leaving the “soap cum” in your ear
Alex: “bro i’ll be right back I got soap cum in my ear”
David: “ah bro that sucks”
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A woman who swallows too much semen
Wow I hate you that's why your a cum guzzling seman demon
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