as dry as a nun's cunt

An expression of anything that is VERY dry.

That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.

Snot curdling cunt

Someone who constantly sniffs and snorts instead of blowing their fucking nose, these people normally have a cold or just cunts.

I sat next to this 'snot curdling cunt' on the train today.

King Arthur's Cunt

A coochie so tight, your ding dong gets stuck in it. In reference to the Sword in the Stone.

I met this girl named Grace at Band Camp. I really wanted to smash, but i felt like i would fall victim to King Arthur's Cunt.

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Festering Cunt Sore

An ultimate derogatory term to be used when you need to insult a complete and utter fuck wit and shut them up when they are insulting you!!

Roger, you are without a doubt the most unfortunate festering cunt sore that i have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on! Now fuck off!!!

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Blunt as a Nun's Cunt

Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.

1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."

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Aural Cunt Punt

An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.

Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.

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dry as a nun's cunt

Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.

(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.

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