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When you are having fish and chips but you don't have chips.
I was having fish and chips, but it was sad fish and chips
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when you are having fish and chips, but you don't have fish and/or chips.
I was wanting to have fish and chips, but I had no chips, so it was sad fish and chips.
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A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.
John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina
If it tastes like chicken, keep lickin.
If it tastes like trout, back out.
Last night the boy I slept with had fish meat
Its when You're Stuck doing the bed of chaos for the 50th time and your starting to smell like a sweaty ass ball fish
Dam, Ray really got stuck in those fish mines last night!
A Dumb@$$
Guy One: That poor fish that couldn't answer 1 + 1 was soo dumb XD!
Guy Two: IKR!!!