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A juice-squirter is a person who has more physical reactivity than brains. The brains may disproportionately be constituted of extra blood vessels and other non-thinking matter, rather than actual functioning neural networks.
Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.
Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Example:
"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."
A juice-squirter's commentary:
"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
e juice is juice made from an egirl or eboy
bro: hey man im just drinking some e juice bro
eboy/egirl: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The sweaty liquid that holds your credit card and etc. in place on your boob when your bra is removed
When she removed her bra she had a credit card 2 nickels a penny a lipstick and a toothbrush that stuck to her chest thanks to her bra juice.
The gross white stuff that babies are covered in when they're born aka Vernix caseosa
Younger brother: I thought your baby was white?
Dad: No, it was just covered in spawn juice before.
Slang term for iced coffee
"You boys want some Jojaba juice?"
"Man you know I'm always game for ja juice"
that cold ass bitch who got the juice
dAmn- cAssAndrA got that tittie juice
That cold ass bitch who got the juice .
Damn- cAssAndrA got that tittie juice