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A being (usually a human being) that has the amazing capability to consistently fail to understand any abstract concept, social cue, literary element, or hint within conversation. They seem to be so stupid that it prompts one to ask, “How did this person manage to get this far in life?”
Despite this, they carry on like anyone else would.
This customer had a rock consciousness. They complained that the food they were given didn’t look exactly like the picture on the menu.
A pop and rock music dance that imitates the look of a raccoon. Most notably done to 'Jailhouse Rock'. Originated by Technical Sergeant George Riker.
George: (as 'Jailhouse Rock' starts playing) Hey Nick, you want to come do the Raccoon Rock with me? You'll love it!
Nick: (squeals) Oh boy, this is gonna be great!
George: You bet! Nothing beats this dance.
Nick: Nobody dances like George "The Raccoon" Riker.
George: (hugging Nick) That's right. You'll learn to be a Raccoon Rocker in no time.
When you have gas, but you're trying to hold it so hard that you end up making little pop-pop-pop noises as the gas escapes. It’s essentially the popping sensation that you get when you put pop rocks in your mouth, but its from the other end.
Hey bro, what’s u…whoa. You don’t look so good. How many of those Taco Bell seafood salads did you have?
Hey bra. Like… three.
Bro. You. Do. Not. Eat. Seafood. From. Taco. Bell! You’re 💯 gonna get the Pop Rocks Poots!
The level of rock in a song or its ratio of sound to its rockability
When comparing the diffrent versions of 99 luftballoons
I like Goldfinger's coz of it's rockness...
When you penis is harder than hard.
Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!
Almost like an outer body experience, but seeing yourself passed out.
Knocked out beyond that what is visably considered knocked out.
Pablo: Bring me coffee bro, I'm dying.
9 hours later
Ty: My bad bro, I gotchu next time, I was see rocked.
Pablo : Damn bro you was see rocked last night.
Ty: Yeah bro, I passed out on the stairs upside down. I kept trying to tell my body to move.
An idiot. A useless person. Usually thinks the sun shines out their ass, but is mistaken.