Jerk meat

A attractive woman with a horrible personality

That some jerk meat over there

Blue Veined Meat Roll

Blue Veined Meat Roll is a penis.

I think Bob was trying to serve Becky the Blue Veined Meat Roll for dinner.

Meat Provider

The one inserting their genitalia into another individual in a sexual manner.

He was a generous Meat Provider, very good lover and well endowed.

I am not a Meat Receiver, I’m a Meat Provider

meat whisker

Something really fucked up

Hey you wanna see my meat whiskers

Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit

Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!

rogue meat

Among gay men, "rogue meat" is a slang term used to refer to complete strangers they perform sex acts with in totally random hookups. Rogue meat could also refer to the male genitals of these random hookups.

I'm heading to the rest stop to see if I can find some rogue meat.

meat-farts

When your associate overindulges on grilled steak and beer every night for the better part of the week, then passes out and farts the most putrid stench possible without shitting himself while asleep.

I had to get some fresh air after James got the "meat-farts"!!🤮🤮🤮