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Oil for electronic ciggarettes.
Got any lectro juice.
A juice-squirter is a person who has more physical reactivity than brains. The brains may disproportionately be constituted of extra blood vessels and other non-thinking matter, rather than actual functioning neural networks.
Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.
Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Example:
"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."
A juice-squirter's commentary:
"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
e juice is juice made from an egirl or eboy
bro: hey man im just drinking some e juice bro
eboy/egirl: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What Gage McKnight looks for in a girl
I want to harvest Devry's gripple juice with my grip stick
What Gage McKnight looks for in a girl
I want to harvest Devry's gripple Juice with my grip stick
A fun prank to play on your buddies who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.
Joe Nana: ayo stop pissing in orange juice
Chris Peacock: how bout u stop drinking it
Putting your mouth on the orange juice container intended for the whole household and drinking until there is barely any left then putting it back.
I woke up hungover as shit and walked straight to the fridge for a drink. Not seeing my whole family behind me killing the orange juice.