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What your dad uses for your stepsister.
Damn, I need those penis enhancement pills.
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to hold a girls nose up like a pig then cum in her nose and fill it with ejaculation then whack her in the face 3 times and hold a pillow over her face and make her oink.
herby: " yo i fucked a fat chick last night!"
albert:" did you piggy penis whack her?!"
Herby:"yeah i said bitch oink or die!!!"
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A guy who has no problem asking out women but he will not have sex with them.
Man: Do you want to go to my place and watch a movie?
Women: Sure, while there we can have sex.
Man: I'm waiting till marriage.
Women: You're a guy with balls but no penis.
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penis of big; a man who usually hangs out in south augusta at all the local pubs and hits on the ugliestl, fattest women who never ever lose his phone number which causes wife much agony. NO, CLARK... not you.
PENIS DE GRANDE! (to be used in song)
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An act in which a male pokes many deep holes all over his penis so that when he urinates or ejaculates the fluid comes out of multiple orifices
"Ben was getting tired of havig just one urethra, so he took a butterfly knife and poked many holes into his penis and now he has a sponge penis."
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A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!
Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!
Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
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