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It's were you buy a roach but later you find out it escaped from its cage because you bought a hamster cage instead.
Hey look! I got a new roach
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When you get a stroke of amazing luck when everything seems to be going desolate in your life.
New Phone--Who Dis? In a high school context.
Just when Danny boy thought he got a 60 on his math test, Mr. Tunik handed it back to him and said, "Danny boy--oh Danny boy." Singing with a nice symphony for the class to hear. Danny was afraid to even look at the test because he knew Mr. Tuink loved to troll everyone, so starting from the back page, Danny looked through every question to see where he lost points. Page-by-page, there were no red marks--or any negative marks for that matter. When Danny reached the front page it said, "See me after, class, I'm afraid you got everything wrong." Danny in disgust cocked his head back and let out a gasp as his life was passing him, since he was failing in school. His crush, Jennifer, looked over at him and told him she got a 5. She asked him if he was interested in forming a study group with her at her place once a week. Danny quickly told her, yes-- and once the class is dismissed, Danny walked out like a beast without talking to Mr. Tunik and said, "New phone--who dis!"
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It's when you take a crap on a girl's chest before you titty fuck the shit out of her.
Pat gave her the biggest New Jersey Titty Fuck ever.
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New Big Hit Ent group.
“ hi “
100 new trainee and vote for them for survival show program. Only 10 will debut maybe.
When you take a shit on a girls chest then you cum on the shit and make her mix the shit and cum and eat it
(Guy 1) Hey dude last night torrie came over and i gave her a New England Clam Chowder. (Guy 2) Dude thats fuckin nasty
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shit mix
the result of morning after drinking/party when the house looks like a shit tip and all that reminds is the last of the drinks from last night mixed togeather
typical in the manor
an alcholic cocktail, consisting of
jargermister
Jackdaniels
vodka
coke with a dash of lemon lime and cranberry
give me an new jersey iced tea,its dirrrty as fuck and you'll fuckin fat chicks in no time
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They'll all have three children and marry an affluent man who will support their tennis lifestyle as they purchase a house in Greenhaven. Then, their oldest will go to a boarding school, and the other two will go to Rye Neck. Their son will be on the Rye Neck Football team, and their mother will show up to every game trying to live vicariously through their child and mentally remain in High School. Eventually, they'll die, and they won't have done anything productive, and they'll spend their lives thinking of the 'good times' in High School and hiding their extreme alcoholism.
That kid with the popped collar and pretentious look on his face is probably from Greenhaven Rye New York.
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