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take a trump

The act of relieving oneself in public, or in a public space, in the night while others sleep so it is the first thing they see and talk about all day long

"I physically couldn't hold it anymore; I had to take a trump when I posted that."
"I barely dodged that bullet; I'ma have to take a trump."
"I’ve been looking for work for months in this economy; I'ma have to take a trump and see what comments I get."
"I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue with their neighbor since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump."
"Ask #Bae first before you #take a trump."
"Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
"Since his breakup, he's always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
"When interviewed by the press, he #took a trump and #clapped back."
At the supermarket: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! Why are you all so #FOMO and so #extra? Do you have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
In: "I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump online."
Woke: Politically speaking - "Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
Thirsty: "Since his recent breakup, today again, he is always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
Clap Back: "When interviewed by the press, the governor #took a trump and #clapped back."
FOMO: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! What the #FOMO you're all so #extra! Do you really have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
Or, No #FOMO you each get one-fifth of #sugar daddy’s #moolah unless you’re three-fifths related.

by writersstrikeback July 15, 2024


Take a trump

To defecate.
Take a shit.
Drop a trump.

Dude, I gotta take a trump.
Bro, I need to drop a trump ASAP.

by Kiosami November 16, 2020


Take a trump

I heard it was to take a 10 to 15 miniute shit or dump, Turns out it's to flust a country down the tubes and pretend it never happended. "It wasn't me it was you"

Hay you look constipated and have have a shitty attitude, how about you "Take a trump"

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020


trump-a-meltstression

a distress-induced depression and subsequent meltdown of the US media following Donald Trump's win in the Nov 8, 2016 election.

The current US media has no one but itself to blame for its own case of trump-a-meltstression, since the media, being the porch-dogs that they are in their coastal elite bubble, failed to realise that Donald Trump's message, did resonate with the voters.

by Sexydimma December 6, 2016


Trump-spreading

What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.

I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.

by October 6, 2020


Trumping day

january 20th 2021, the day trump finaly leaves the white house, beginning bidens road of recovery

when biden takes the oath, happy trumping day

by BOBBYROOSSSO January 6, 2021


Donald Trump-ing

When you stick your penis in a girl but only through boxers. The boxers are meant to only act as a wall to protect the virginity of the two people involved. Typically used by religious people like christian’s or mormons.

Joe: “Yo what happened with that girl you had over at your place last night?”
Tristen: “I wanted to fuck so badly but I got baptised last week so we ended up donald trump-ing.”

by ryrydaflyguy420 March 2, 2024

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