mec-n-dog sandwiches

yum

Guys, type mec-n-dog sandwiches into urban dictionary!

bugs n shit

so when you got bugs in yo shit

mannnnnnnn dammmmmmmmmm bugs n shit up myyy asssssssss AMEN

D I V I N E

we miss D I V I N E

I miss D I V I N E

Stump N' Tug

When a man or woman who is missing legs pulls on your necklace, stethoscope, or other appendage.

When I leaned in to kiss her, she gave me an aggressive stump n' tug.

Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.

Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”

e x p a n d

Did you get the joke? uhh... no? god damn it, WHY, WHY AM I SO UNFUNNY, FUCK THIS

Guy 1: *writes e x p a n d*
Guy 1: Get it?
Guy 2: Yes.......
Guy 1: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Strawberries n cream

What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.

There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....