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awful shower of cunts

Irish colloquial expression for a group of people that you find incredibly annoying to be around. Generally people you know and dread meeting. But the term has broad applications in life.

The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable.

Brian: "I'm not looking forward to this this job. The lads down there are an awful shower of cunts!"

Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!"

Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?"

Niall: "Yeah go on..."

by Kurt Cocaine September 23, 2009

43πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Cunt Force Trauma

Like Blunt Force Trauma except this is where the pubic region of a female receives a lot of trauma after a serious rogering.

Dude 1- She was walking away from my bed this morning like she had been on the Rodeo for a week nonstop!

Dude 2-You mean you gave her a serious case of CFT to go

Dude 1- Yeah, Cunt Force Trauma!!!!

by Graham Wallace July 19, 2008

61πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


cunt punt express

When more than one person cunt punts a woman consecutively.

Did you see that woman last night we gave her the cunt punt express.

by Mr lova September 3, 2015


Stupid Cunt Disease

(1).Exhibiting multiple and frequent tedencies of being a cunt. (2).A momentary lapse of all reason. Noted to being a near fatal disease.

(1).She is suffering from the worst case of "stupid cunt disease" I have ever seen. (2). Did you hear what she said to him, she must have contracted "stupid cunt disease" today while she was with her friends.

by Lucifer213 February 11, 2006

115πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


cunt ass whore

A self centered person who doesn’t care who they fuck be it physically or mentally. Over all a self absorbed person who cares about them and no one else.

Can be used to express hate or aggression towards a person in one fallow swoop:

Can you believe Shauna used Steve again for his money and of course he let her. She hasn’t called him since she went back to school. That Cunt Ass Whore.

by John Beaudreau September 15, 2006

167πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Cunt-a-leezza Rice

vernacular term for the worthless, useless, and brainless academic promoted impossibly far beyond her abilities to National Security Advisor and then Secretary of State by Chimpy McDumbass during his Constitution-shredding, terrorist-enhancing, treasury-depleting, New Orleans-drowning, America-hating Reign of Terror (2001-2009 C.E.).

E.g. "I wish someone had released a mushroom cloud on that punkin-headed bozo Cunt-a-leezza Rice!"

by LeftWingDoc July 17, 2008

41πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


belligerent thunder cunt

1. n. someone who is obnoxious and idiotic at the same time

2.n. someone who is just generally annoying and loud

3. "thunder cunt"
-a noun: a particularly ferocious vagina
-a verb: the act of having your hands in a v formation around your crotch and then expelling them forward with a sense of victory of defiance

1. Did you see that that girl just blow off her boyfriend to hang out with her friends, what a belligerent thunder cunt.

2. He is such a belligerent thunder cunt, all he does is blab about his Harvard degree.

3. 1. That Heather is wild, she must have one hell of a thunder cunt. 2. After the tennis match, the doubles team gave their opponents the thunder cunt, just to put them down.

by the big tc November 12, 2009

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž