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My Monkey Baby

implying that the baby you gave birth to is really fucking ugly.

Based on the TLC hit drama series "My Monkey Baby"

My Monkey Baby likes to wear make-up.

My Monkey Baby got super hiii off of my thyroid and estrogen pills.

We were caught speeding after picking up My Monkey Baby.

We had to sneak My Monkey Baby into a cheap motel because we were tired.

I haven't talked to my kids in 5 years because I have been to distracted by My Monkey Baby.

My Monkey Baby is 18 it can go buy cigarettes.

When I'm in a condominium for the Elderly My Monkey Baby will take care of me.

My Monkey Baby Mom's and Dad's aren't that different from other parents.

My Monkey Baby will outlive us so we set up the Will to include her.

by Spencer, Laryn & Ara October 5, 2009

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Sock monkey lips

adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey

That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!

Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace

by Airdon2 March 28, 2011


Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003


monkey awareness month

an awareness month dedicated to my wonderful cockroach of a best friend <3

"Yo have you heard that it's monkey awareness month?"
"Why the hell would monkeys have a whole month dedicated to them?"
"Hey, don't bully my best friend"

by beabadoobee listener May 14, 2023


You Goddamn Monkey

A white man referring to a black man

White Man: look at that monkey
Black Man: What did you call me
White Man: I said You're a Goddamn Monkey You goddamn monkey

by monkeyboi69 April 18, 2023


arabian monkey tooth

To pop someone’s tooth out and lodge metal shrapnel or bones into the gap

Steve: Did you see what happened to Ricky?
Logan: Yeah! Didn’t those bastards give him an Arabian Monkey Tooth

by Yak on Crack May 27, 2021


monkey with a chemistry set

Someone who has no idea what the possible outcomes of an input will bring about, it relates to the risk one takes when mixing unknown chemicals together, and that a monkey is likely to attempt something multiple times until it gets some kind of response.

If I was you I would not let that guy work on my computer, he is like a Monkey with a chemistry set.

by LaceySD January 16, 2018