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implying that the baby you gave birth to is really fucking ugly.
Based on the TLC hit drama series "My Monkey Baby"
My Monkey Baby likes to wear make-up.
My Monkey Baby got super hiii off of my thyroid and estrogen pills.
We were caught speeding after picking up My Monkey Baby.
We had to sneak My Monkey Baby into a cheap motel because we were tired.
I haven't talked to my kids in 5 years because I have been to distracted by My Monkey Baby.
My Monkey Baby is 18 it can go buy cigarettes.
When I'm in a condominium for the Elderly My Monkey Baby will take care of me.
My Monkey Baby Mom's and Dad's aren't that different from other parents.
My Monkey Baby will outlive us so we set up the Will to include her.
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A euphemism for male masturbation.
I'm sure that episode of Golden Girls got you pretty aroused, why don't you go lock yourself in the HR conference room and dance with your monkey for a while?
I knew the man was in the bathroom blasting fudge monkeys down the toilet
adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey
That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!
Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace
A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.
After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.
an awareness month dedicated to my wonderful cockroach of a best friend <3
"Yo have you heard that it's monkey awareness month?"
"Why the hell would monkeys have a whole month dedicated to them?"
"Hey, don't bully my best friend"