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When youre having sex with a girl on her period, after you ejaculate inside you pull out and wipe your dick across her forehead while you whisper "Simba"
Man, you wouldnt believe it. My girl let me give her the Lion King last night
well raping a lion you grab his cub and use your shit covered dick to make a mark on his forehead
Dude 1 i saw a lion today
dude 2 did you lion king him
dude 1 yes
When something is so bad it feels like your being stabbed with fire
"Wow! I got a 10% on my math quiz!" "Oh no! It must feel like king andries!"
An entity run by RVL Omzy AU whom ran the county and has many years to continue for. One of the richest kings to ever walk earth, he began serving against flatland. he continues his royalty and serving his county.
King of Cooland omzy owns and rules the nations
Your superior. The one who everyone respects, better than you in everything. Behold my supreme power.
Abdulla nader: Ayo who's that?
Fazari: Don't you know? That's King Bader, our superior. I wouldn't dare disobey someone as powerful as him, neither should you.
Abdulla nader: Damn, I guess you're right, thanks for letting me know.
The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.
I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.