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everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off
omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth
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The act when a beautiful woman suddenly inserts 2 fingers into your chocolate freckle up to the 2nd knuckles instantaneously causing your toes to spasm and cramp up
While Sally was giving me a slurp and jerk last night she surprised me with a backdoor double buckle toe buckle!
one of your options when the mutha fuckin law is in your rearview mirror
"Shit, man, the motha fuckin laws behind me. What the hell am i gonna do?"
"Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor"
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When two bitches slurp and gargle their saliva on each side of your dick
"Damn bro last night Emma and Ashley gave me that Double Top Glop Glop"
"No they didn't, you fucking retard. Stop capping, get off the adderall and go get some bitches."
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Two underage males nailing two morbidly obese women in a sandwich style.
Pedro and I were banging some fatties Double Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe-style when Pedro's right lung collapsed because he was stuck on the bottom.
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n.) An astoundingly large penis capable of causing trauma if used for regular vaginal intercourse.
I gave Judy the Double Decker Pussy Wrecker. She hasn't walked right for a week.
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Where two guys go ball to ball for a cunt to suck their cocks at the same time.
Shelly wanted a double barrel cum shot, so she had Steve and me go ball to ball, that freaked me out. Then she sucked us both off at the same time. Well worth it.
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