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To kill oneself using means of drugged sweets
To avoid a problem
A man gives you slightly warm maltesers and you question why they are warm
When you’re tired of a situation, the option is there
Ah yeah, Johnny, did you not hear? He popped a malteser last week
This coffee shop makes me wanna pop a malteser
Be back in minute just flexing a pop.
Why did you take so long? Sorry I was flexing a pop.
Do you have a toilet? Need to flex a pop urgently.
When you eat milk and cereal out of a girls vagina.
“We have just enough cereal to snatch crackle and pop tonight”
Eating cereal and milk out of a girls vagina.
“My girl let me snatch crackle and pop last night”
Motivated nigga who just wanna get to that bag. He know he the shit don’t nobody have to tell him. He know he have haters but he loves that.
When I grow up I wanna be like pop lotti.
A genre of music full of disgraceful people singing what they managers give them. Their fans praise them and see them as super-humans
Retard:Oh my god Taylor Swift and Drake are so talented Pop music is the best
Humanity:I want to die
The ultimate musical sacrilege.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
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