A Burgundian rock fucker is a man (or sometimes woman) who hails from the land of Burgundy and partakes in sexual intercourse with various rocks and stones.
"Have you met Pierre? He's a genuine Burgundian rock fucker."
When your in a MMF three way and the woman is in the center on her knees giving double hand jobs for the finish.
Sally sure did rock the needles last night! Handjobs facial moneyshot
The rocking donkey is a mystical creature who resides in Knottingley, England he’s often seen roaming the streets, rocking as he walks with his long gray hair thus called the rocking donkey
ohhh look lads it’s rocking donkey, ehhhhhh rockingggggg donkeyyyyyyy
To be a rock eater, you need 3 things:
1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)
2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe
Ian: Yo Jack how them rocks tastin'?
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa
A micro-genre of psychedelic rock music that is influenced by many different eastern cultures.
Have you heard Popul Vuh, man? They're using all sorts of sitars, didgeridoos, and water drums. It's some real spice rack space rock
Rick Rolling, but instead of Never gonna give you up, it's the rocks part in face off
Person 1: Sends a link to person 2
Person 2: opens the link
"It's about drive, it's about power"
Person 1: You just got rock-rolled
To get rock rolled is similar to being rick rolled. The difference being Instead of “ Never Gonna Give you up” playing, its Dwayne the Rock Johnson singing “ Face up”. But not just any lyric specifically this verse “ It's about drive, it's about power-We stay hungry, we devour-Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours”
“OOOHHH mannn i thought i was going to see some boobs but i totally got rock rolled hahaha”