the act of defecating in someone's face right after you trick them into closing their eyes by telling them it's a surprise.
Beast Yo...that girl got M-Traned last night!
Gerald just M-Traned Jorge last Tuesday Yo!
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The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles. Person whose parents are too poor to afford their abortions. Able to sit nearer than five feet away from one’s bro in a hot tub. A gang of gays--literally a gay gang, shortened to 'gayng'.
Jason M is gayness
A term invented by Yeat.
1. To make one million dollars.
2. To touch a minor inappropriately.
Yeat: I just touch a M I am so rich.
Drake: I touched an M that goes by the name Millie Bobby Brown.
Yeat: What.
"Plan M" (where M = "Masturbation").
A backup plan involving frequent doses of self-administered masturbation if one should fail to find a sex partner.
Person 1: So what's plan B if she's not attracted to you?
Person 2: Well if that's the eventuality, then I'm going to resort to "plan M". Long nights on the couch with my #1 handy man.
person 1: what are your initals added
person 2:b+m..
person 1: *mindblown*
When you fail at something so spectacularly, if the fail had a physical form it would look like a giant Cloverfield monster made entirely out of fail.
Clark: So I heard you jumped into your pool and it burst open.
Bruce: Yeah, I M-failed pretty badly.
The act of a person commiting war crimes for the sake of clout (totally)
Judge: I am here to annouce that I put you to the leathal injection
Mario: Yeah Im Moving M