D Club

This is an activity that must be partaken before a group of men participate in gathering that require them to be naked in the same room together, like a spa or a sauna.
The activity is as follows: Each person must stare at each other's dick for a full minute. And then carry on with their activity.

This happens to relieve awkwardness that occurs when you accidentally look at the other persons's dick and try to avoid looking at it.

It must be noted that there is no homosexual innuendo or logic involved in the activities or the reasoning behind the D-Club.

If an erection were to happen during the minute of the D-Club, then the erectee must perform 10-15 push-ups immediately to get rid of the major blood flow to the penis.

If there is any slight indication that someone is trying to use the D-Club for homosexual purposes, then he must be forced to leave the premises or be clubbed by the Ceremonial Club or the C-Club.

The term was first coincided by Arin Hanson aka Egoraptor.

-Are we going to that Korean spa this afternoon?
-Yeah.
-OK, let's get this out of the way. Here is my fucking Dick. Look at it!
-Woah woah woah, what the hell are you doing???!?
-Relax bro, it's only D Club.
-Oh, that's perfectly fine and reasonable now.

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D-tard

A person who's life revolves around Disneyland, and all things Disney related.

Jessica and her friends are only interested in watching Disney movies, playing Disney related games or going to Disneyland. They're more than just dorks or geeks, they're D-tards!!!!

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d-(^.^)z

A cheerful smiley giving you a thumbs up.

Abby: I got an iPod! (:
Toni: What color? O:
Abby: It's blue. d:
Toni: You're so lucky ! ):
Abby: Don't worry, I'll share it with you. (:
Toni: Yay! d-(^.^)z

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panny d

Obviously, the coronavirus pandemic

“We need to cut ourselves some slack...it’s a global panny d after all”

"Even during this panny d, the most contagious thing is still your smile"

"Your legs aren't the only things that are spreading during this panny d"

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d-lish

a short version of delicious.

OMG this cake is d-lish!

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d scim

Stands for Dragon Scimitar in a game called Runescape

yes i finaly completed monkey madness and got a d scim!!@!@ w00t!@

2-D

Another spelling for 2D

Aka Stuart Tosspot or Stu-pot
Lead singer from the awesome band Gorillaz. He has light blue hair, black eyes (due to a ram raid that fractured his eyeballs), is really tall, and is missing a couple of teeth. Sing like an angel but isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

"I hope that life isn't just a big joke, cos' I don't get it." - 2-D

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