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Choke the chicken

Verb. Male masturbation

Gimme my laptop I'm going to Choke the chicken

by Heybroski July 06, 2015


choke the rope

Basically jerkin off!!!!

Man doug always chokes his rope!!!!

by Insane V December 09, 2004


Choking the chicken

well there was this chicken named mike who lived a normal chicken life untill he had his head cut off. Despite the decapitation mike was able to lead a pretty normal life for 18 months untill he finally choked to death.

Although tragic i think it may explain the saying.

Maybe not.

Choking+Chicken=choking the chicken

by arzoo October 18, 2006


choke test

To test if a girl can deep throat your dick without choking or gaging.

That cunt passed the choke test!

by glennQ June 10, 2005


Choke hold

When you grab her head and pound your cock in her throat without giving her a chance to catch a breath

I thought she was gonna pass out when I had her in that choke hold. Then I blew my load and she was covered in nosespum

by Mr Special August 17, 2019


Choking the snake

When you have a boner in public so you flip up ur cock and choke it with your waist band.

“Dude I have a massive boner what do I do?”
“Try choking the snake!”

by 420xxShowstaffxx69pussyslaywr April 07, 2018


Choke Down

The act of pressurising the bladder of a wine cask which is inserted into the mouth and consumption continued until oxygen deprivation and/or alcohol intake causes unconsciousness in the drinker.

"Let's get some goonbags (cask wine), go down to the river and choke down"

by Cameron James Reynolds February 28, 2008