Squad Five-0

A kickass rock band. Best song is: Peice of the Dream.

"Two of Squad Five-0's albums are totally kickass. The third one is just shit."

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theyre a 0-10 but

theyre a 10 but they wont pee on u, theyre a 9 but have poor hygiene, they a 5 but theyre fruity, they a 8 but they make fun of gay people and poc for fun and amusement, theyre a 10 but they wont give u a blowjob, theyre a 6 but they smell ur socks, theyre a 2 but theyre a 7'3, rich alpha mafia boss from wattpad stories,

theyre a 0-10 but they will pee on u

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5 to 0 Rape

When someone twists their penis around 50 times, than proceeds to insert their twisted penis into someones asshole, letting it spin around and spray "body fluid" inside of said persons' rectum.

Speaker 1: Yo, 5 to 0 rape in that last CTF Halo Reach game.
Speaker 2: Yea man my asshole is still on fire.

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5-0

When you are fucking a girl, preferably from behind, and then you yell "oh shit, the cops" and then your friends come in and beat the shit out of her as you finish with your hands.

Person 1: I gave my bitch the 5-0 yesterday
Person 2: Oh shit, why wasn't I there
Person 1: I already had like 20 guys sorry bro
Person 2: It's fine brah

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double 0 johnny

when a guy jacks off onto his hand and then wipes it off on something commonly used by a friend, as a prank.

When Zack left the room, Alex did a double 0 johnny on his chair.

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0 fucks given

Mikoto

Shelley: 0 fucks given?
Haru: Mikoto. That's Mikoto

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DEAR GOD YOUR NOT EVEN BORED ATTHIS POINT YOUR DEAD INSIDE SEKK HELP

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