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Friends fucking fast for free,
Frogs from Frank’s farmhouse fall four feet,
Friends from France fix fancy front facing fences,
Fred falling frantically far from faith’s face,
Far from Fiona’s funny farm,
Foxes flee forewords, flacidly fucking fish from franks fig forest,
Fried fish flip flop from fluffy flagmen,
Freaky fridays form feathery fairies from fellow fat feminists,
Families fly from Finland, falling flirtatiously flustered,
Fondling fourteen friends from flag filled freeways,
Franklin freshens fermented fruit from factories,
George: “do you ever feel like releasing all your anger into a poem?”
Kyler: “yeah, sometimes. Have you heard of all the f’s?”
George: “isn’t that like a theme song to ten things I hate about you?”
Kyler: “no, don’t be stupid. It’s a type of poem where you only use words starting with ‘f’. Not even the words ‘it’, ‘the’ or ‘and’”
George: “ohhhh, okay I’ll go do that”
Kyler: “yeah, put all that sad boi to good use”
The act of Facebook blocking your account, blocking you from making friend requests or stopping you from messaging.
Facebook can block you for any violation of TOS, either real or perceived.
Ken was F Blocked when he requested too many Facebook friends.
When Facebook determined the user violated their TOS, they F Blocked the user.
Tyler F. is a Portuguese, brown haired, brown eyes boy. He is an amazing hockey player and can play almost all sports. He is kind hearted and is caring. He makes the funniest jokes in the history of jokes. He is amazing, but could be disgusting sometimes. He WOULD bite you and eat or put almost anything in his mouth.
I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING!!! THERE IS ONLY ONE TYLER F. IN THIS WORLD!!! AND IF YOU KNOW HIM, YOU ARE LITERALLY ONE OF THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!!!
K: Who do you have on your team?
M: Tyler F.!!!
K: WTF? He is actually the best hockey player ever!!! You are lucky af!!!
M: We are totally gonna win against these wasteyutes!!
Meaning intoxicate & fuck. Used to describe a female whom will engage in sexual intercourse with the person in question after drinking a couple of beers, taking a couple of shots, or smoking some dank marijuana.
The female in question may be dtf after talking to her for a while or having a relationship and gaining her trust but in order to bypass the boring filler on the quest for ass, one would simply suggest drinking with a couple of trusted friends; Especially if the female is unbearably stupid and uninteresting in conversation but has a banging body.
I&F can be classified as easy, all the way to impossible.
Example 1-
Anthony: "Hey Josh, you want to chill with that bitch Ashley and Jessica Friday?"
Josh: "Are they dtf?"
Anthony: "I don't know but they're definite I&Fs
Example 2-
Josh: "This girl Maddy is so fucking stupid. Talking to her's not even worth the pussy."
Anthony: "Dude, she's such a slut. She's an easy I&F"
Josh: "true"
A device used to extract poop from the anus. The device is two padded plates with handles, one plate on each butt cheek, hooked together with a bungy cord. To make the person shit you must push the plates together then pull out repeat the process untill the've dumped the load. It is used for constipated people or a couple that like eating eachothers feces.
Example 1: Dude, wtf i just saw Bill slurping the shit he just extracted from his grandpa using the F-juicer!
Example 2: I saw Rob walking out of his girlfriends house with feces all over his face. I think he used the F-juicer!
Example 3: Im constipated almost everyday i need the F-juicer!
Very cute and will get your girls and maybe your kids. He is awesome and has lots of friends. He is the best minecraft player.