Your Mom Gay

This will ultimately end the career of any nigga within a five mile radius. It’s deemed illegal to say in the internet but normies still use it.

Johnny. You suck
Jerl No Johnny, “breath in swiftly” YOUR MOM GAY

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Your mom is green

"Mak ko hijau" is basically a phrase in Malay which is "Emak engkau hijau". In English, its literally means " Your mother is green". The origin of this phrase was from a video that went viral in Malaysia about two kids were insults each other in a fight. One of the kid want to insult but spontaneously said "Mak ko hijau". The reason it became viral at that time because it is funny. Have you ever heard when some guys or kids mouth fighting each other and suddenly said your mom is green? After it went viral, that is why netizens of Malaysian keep spamming each other "mak ko hijau". It has never been a cursed words but more like trolling. But when the foreigners talk bad about Malaysia, they gonna get flood of comments saying "your mom is green".

John : *cursed
Will : Your mom is green
John : *blurr
Will : Lol

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your mom's house

Where I stop to get my rocks off urry night.

My boss: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: Your mom's house.

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Your mom's a hoe

Your father dipped to the Maldives after committing fraud on Wall Street. He met a hoe, and here you are.

It's simple, your mom's a hoe

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fucked your mom

often used by kids who play fortnite after you beat them in a game.

Fortnite kid: "I fucked your mom last night!".

your mom's mom

A comeback for someone who has run out of comebacks. Usually in response to "Your mom."

-Your mom!
-... your mom's mom! Shut up!

Tell Your Mom!

1. An expression used when a friend, enemy, or otherwise annoying person is complaining about something terribly unimportant, asinine, or infantile.

2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)

3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.

Them: "Fuck! Fuck! I broke my shoelace! and to top it off, man, I got mud on my pants!! (continues complaining)

You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"

or

Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."

You: I always knew you liked dudes,

Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!

You: Tell your mom!

or

You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"