Keep her country

A phrase, usually in farewell, said between members of the 'countryside' community to will on and promote an honorable lifestyle and proud existence.

Also used to tell one to 'calm down' or 'relax'.

Originated in Ireland.

Farmer A: "Right I better go plough a few furrows here, fella."

Farmer B:"No bother, you keep her country!"

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i love her

Usually when a guy or girl loves a girl, they say: "I love her."

Omg, she was so nice to me, I love her!

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Prime her Cylinder

To Prime her cylinder you would make her wet before having sex with her.

I better prime her cylinder so I don't damage my piston.

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give her the time

to have sex, an obviously articulate male's way of putting it. Originated in The Catcher in the Rye.

How'd your date go last night man?
Awesome, we drove up to lookout point and i gave her the time in the back seat.

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paint her white

To skeet repeatedly all over a womans body until she is coated in a thick layer of white seman.

Paint her white son you can do it.

i really painted that bitch white

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Pissed on her strawberries

To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.

Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"

"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."

"What a dick."

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Cleaned her plate

When you lick a females pussy.

What did you and Mya do last night? "After i got some becky i cleaned her plate.

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