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It’s that bit of poo that no matter how well you flush, it breaks off and comes back.
Just left a flush bundle in the staff room toilets
When a menopausal women has a serious of hot flushes in quick succession.
No I'm not sick, I'm just having a cluster flush.
When someone says “ I’m finna flush ” they basically saying they gonna roasts you, ‘get on Your life’
Rylee: shut yo 1,2,3,4,5 head ahh boay
Zion: Wait hold up because now I’m finna flush
upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.
My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.
When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.
Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.
Being so fat that as you flush the toilet and yet you have not managed to stand up all the way and your bollocks are washed by the incoming toilet flush.
Travis: "Hey, guys I was just ball flushing in the turdis (portable toilet), and I quite liked it"
When a girl takes a poo and gives a blow job at the same time!
My boyfriend finished while I was wiping during the Nutella flush