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Something you say when a girl does something sexy that gives you a boner. You usually say it in front of her face but at a volume she can't here you.
Girl: Tonight I'm going to get Tipsy, you should join me in my bed.
Boy: Boner Achieved. :)
Girl: What?
Boy: Uhhh nothing!
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Terminology used to describe the state of a boner having been re-adjusted to be concealed underneath the belt. Essential for walking out of class without pole-vaulting yourself into the hallway. Also known as a "stealth boner".
daaamnnn, I thought I had my belt boner in place when I went to give the presentation, but after a few minutes everyone started throwing spitballs at my crotch for some reason and then I came in my pants and everyone hated me
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Sexual arousal brought on by the excitement and/or anticipation of something that would otherwise be terrifying to a normal person.
Watching the trailer for ‘IT 2’ gave me a raging Fear Boner.
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When you see something so horrific, such as a disgusting girl/guy, it makes you penis want to go back inside of your body. A reverse-boner is rare and the sight you must see to induce a reverse-boner is beyond scarring. You will want to cry when you see the object or human that makes you want a reverse-boner.
Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Sarah Jessica Parker in her new movie????"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro she gave me a reverse-boner"
Example 2
Guy 1: "Did you go to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Yeah a saw your girlfriend changing and i got a furious reverse-boner"
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When you hate something so much you want to have sex with it
Back in the day, I had a rage boner for my 80 year old English teacher
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Anything that gives a guy cause to have a big fat erection.
There's so much boner fuel in the room that I'll be hard all night.
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How many boners a person has caused in their lifetime.
Example:
Kayla: "what do you think her boner count is?"
Erica: "it must be through the roof"
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