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The phrase Larry the Cable Guy uses in his stand up to try to appear funny. 99% of the time no one laughs and he should be boo'd off the stage 100% of the time.
Also used by those that try to act "redneck" which consequently only makes the individual look like a douche bag.
Billy: Hey Joe lets go swimming.
Joe: Git er done.
Billy: On second thought, get a away from me. Dont ever talk to me again; you make my IQ drop just by looking at you. Fag
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The cause for all the noise outside of your shack on a blustery night. You may have originally thought it was Jeffélumps and Joozles coming to steal your honey but it was just a N.I. double Guh ER
Pooh: "Who are you?"
Nigger: "I'm Nigger! N.I. double Guh ER!"
Pooh: "What's a Nigger?"
Nigger (While looking into the camera): "Well he asked for it!"
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Slang. It’s derived from New York. It’s what New Yorkers say when a car cuts in front of them when they’re walking.
Hey! Get out of my way! Eh I’m walkin ‘ere!
When you wake up with a raging hard-on caused by having a full bladder. You have to stand way back from the toilet and lean way forward so that your pee will go into the bowl, rather than going all over the wall. In this position, you will resemble one of those downhill skiiers doing a ski jump.
Sheila: What the heck are you doing? You look like you're doing a ski jump in the bathroom.
David: I had to pee, and if I don't stand like this, my hard-on will shoot pee all over the potted plant you put on top of the toilet. Don't I look like a downhill skiier pee-er?
Sheila: That thing sure is big.
David: Yep
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"Er" is short for every; a phrase that means an action is occurring all day, every day
Tim: Yo, Mac! You been smoking that herb?
Mac: You know. All day er day!
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Generally men talking about a double bagger as she passes and whether they would defile her anally.
Jim; “Na I wouldn’t touch that with yours!”
Lee; “Few pints I’d sling it up ‘er shitpipe”
din far er skaldet is when you just really did something stupid and there is nothing you can do about it.
okay i forgot to do my presentaition.
LOL din far er skaldet