Lost beer syndrome

A medical condition that occurs when you are to drunk to recall where you last placed your beer.

Drunk guy- "Has anyone seen where I put my beer?"

Slutty chick- "Man you got the lost beer syndrome"

Lost Homie Syndrome

When your homie gets a taste of that sweet, sweet punani on the first date and drops everything else to make sure this girl stays happy just for some more punani

Bro I farted in front of Brian’s girls and know they both don’t talk to me, mans got lost homie syndrome

never lost lady

A GPS system or the female voice that gives the directions on a car GPS system.

"The biggest problem was when I rented a car I couldn't get the never lost lady."
-- Emily Bazelon, from Slate Daily Magazine Daily Podcast, Slate.com, on January 4, 2007.

Abyss of Lost Consoles

Future resting place of the N-Gage.

A taco shaped cell phone? NOOOOOOOOOO*passes out*

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I've lost interest

- Being or becoming very bored with an over-bearing and/or boring topic of discussion or conversation.
- Losing interest in a trivial discussion or conversation with friends or co-workers.

"I was standing talking to Kevin at the water cooler, and all of the sudden he said "...just never mind, I've lost interest...." and he walked away! WTF?"

"Brian loses interest in topics of discussion very easily, he's always saying "...I've lost interest...." and walks away.

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And nothing of value was lost

Self explanitory. Used as a response to when something of naught value has happened

News reporter: After the assassin finished off his rampage of brutally murdering The Jonas Brothers, he proceeded to then hijack Mel Gibson's private jet, where they were forced to crash land in the pacific ocean. And nothing of value was lost.'

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lost gyaru

a person who is lost, funny and a person who likes meat

that man is a lost gyaru he likes meat and cabbages

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