h/u

Hook up, meaning have sex or make out.

Emily and Beth h/u at the party, lesbiens are so hot!

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U-of-C

v. to discuss something trivial for too long on an overly-intellectual level

My friends and I U-of-C'ed the Platonic ideal of paperclip for half an hour.

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U-shaped

Bad. Not good. Wrong. Not right.

I saw a dog get hit by a car and it was U-shaped.

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wat u on

It means "what are you doing", "what you gonna do today, or later on today. or the rest of the day."

Frank: "Yooo! wat u on tday bro?"
Ramon: "Shit, Just posted, bored af. Y was good?
Frank: "Ha, same lets hit up newport beach tday tho son."
Ramon:"Fasho, Im down, you just gotta drop on tha tank bro"

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DTH-U

Acronym for "Down To Hook-Up." Play off of the acronym "DTF" (Down To Fuck) used in the movie Superbad.

Andy: "So Chuck told Vanessa that he couldnt wait for Saturday. What do you think he meant?"

Lauren: "Oh shit. hes sooo DTH-U."

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u-lock

device used for breaking the jaw bones of motorists who think it is humorous to be inconsiderate and endanger the lives of cyclists on the road.

the act of breaking the jaw bone of a motorist, or perhaps smashing out his window.

safety first: always bring your u-lock.

yo, you shoulda seen the way Tido u-lock'd this dumbo's face right off!

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U NOE

U NOE is usually said by some dumbass that wears shorts when mowing the lawn, reposts your memes on discord, unironically sucks at Minecraft, likes kids, and is made fun of just because they're such a goober

Person 1: Why do you go to the orphanage a lot
Person 2: U NOE

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