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5th November is April fools V2
November 5th APRIL FOOLES SUCKERS
I don't know about the rest of the world. What you do is what you do. But on this day, We in England burn straw effigies of a terrorist who tried to blow up our parliament but sadly (or happily, depending on how you wanna look at it) failed miserably, was caught, and died to get out of being hung drawn and quartered. We burn such a scarecrow on an outdoor furnace that does wonders to speed up global warming.
Remember, remember, the fifth of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot
I know of no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
A popular poem referring to the events that took place on November 5th, 1605
STAB ALL YOUR SHORT FRIENDS!!!!!! THEY DONT NEED TO LIVE IF THEY SHORT
short friend *dies*
short guy walking by : "Why did u stab him?"
Me: "Its November 5th"
short guy walking : "Oh ok" *dies*
international, Punch your siblings day
hey sis, its november 5th
sibling: shit.
National booty pic day. The day where you send your close friends or your boyfriend a booty pic😘
Bro... today is November 5th..
No way I’m gonna hit up Shannon
Bro yessss NATIONAL BOOTY PIC DAYY
Grab your girlfriends ass day
John: I’m glad it’s November 5th
Jake: Why
John: I get to grab my girlfriends ass without telling her
National kiss your girlfriend day
It’s November 5th we have to kiss