April 7th:
pop a titty day
No questions asked
Full exposure
For a solid second
“Guess what girlies it’s April 7th”
January seventh is national kiss your ex day
You: *kisses ex*
Ex: EW WHY DID YOU KISS ME?
You: Because it’s January 7th
Ex: ohhhh
Bro are you gonna ask Allie out? It’s January 7th aka ask out your best friend day.
January 7th, The day we celebrate to show our love to Tasuki! The Living Piano himself! What a legend. Even Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson celebrates this holiday!
OH! OH ME, OH MY IT'S NATIONAL TASUKI APPRECIATION DAY!!! January 7th!!
Person 1 : Parents always say not to take candy from strangers so why does Halloween exist?
Person 2 : What-
Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down.
Person 2 : Wait.-
Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS
Person 2 : Why.
Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th)
Person 2 : Well you suceeded
May 7th is the day to have fun and relax with your guys.
Guys, its May 7th. Who want a few beers ?