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May 9th is National checkered day. Where you wear something checkered.
Danny Devito - what date is it tomorrow?
Mario - it’s may 9th bruv, you’ve gotta wear checkered my man. Is national checkered day.
May 9th is hug your gf and they kiss you day.
(hugs gf)
(gf kisses)
may 9th means hug your gf and they’ll kiss you day.
What ever happens on may 9th stays between you two
Person: hey we should do (anything) it’s may 9th
Person2: okay because its may 9th it stays between us
The cheesiest of all gatherings from the boys (snails) being back in town aleing and cheesing away at whatever they can get their gritty hands on.
Yo creep I cant wait to cheese my boxers off on may 9th and get super weird!
if it’s may 9th you have a free pass to see all the titties you just show the girls this and u see them titties boys
boy: it’s may 9th
girl: yeah so what?
boy: *shows her this*
girl: *sends tits*
National play Minecraft with ur loved ones
Girl: hey wanna play Minecraft?
Boy: wait is it may 9th? Well okay than!
Girl: yippies
May 9th is the official day of the aristocracy of Sealand.On this day you must listen to whatever does a Duke , Court , Knight , Baron or Lord say.
Also its the birthday of Baron of Sealand František Jan Hrubý