driving fever

A condition one gets when you can't stop driving to a known or unknown destination. This usually occurs after prolonged driving. The "fever" usually sets in just before dusk and often only ends when the final destination is achieved.

I can't pullover because I've got driving fever. I was only going to drive 700 miles today and drive the final 400 miles home tomorrow but I got driving fever and drove all the way home.

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Vacation Driving

When you and your family go on vacation and your father drives more erratic than usual, being agrressive, making rapid lane changes, and getting unreasonably upset at other drivers.

The second we left the house for our trip, my dad had already started his vacation driving.

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Drive-by honking

When a person driving past a house or building really fast honks their car horn so the people on the inside of the building come rushing out to see if it's for them or who the person is in general.

Well Cindy, it looks like you were the victim of a drive-by honking.

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Stealth Driving

Driving at night especially in dense fog with your lights off. Then when you are about 20 feet from a car turn your high beams on

Hey let's go stealth driving and scare some punks.

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drives to the mailbox

Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.

My neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. It is .07 miles away.

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drive by insult

When you open your car window and shout something insulting or meaningless to random pedestrains, best performed with 1.-a driver; 2.-passenger to yell and 3.- someone in the back getting the whole thing on film. Turns out unbeleivably funny if done right.

*father and 4 yearold daughter walking down street*
Driveby insult guy: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS!!!!

*guy unloading signs from pickup truck*
DBIG: GO FUCK YOUR SIGNS!!!

DBIG: AHHHRRRRRAAAAHHHEAEEAEAGHA!!!!!!!
those are drive by insults

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Gravity Driving

The act of letting the car slide while being on Neutral.
Gravity Drive is often used after accelerating and then shifting to Neutral, to save gas when critically needed.

"Boris, you're low on gas. You should consider Gravity Driving until we get to a gas station."

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