Cheese Lemon

When your hitting it from behind and your cheese goes into her lemon.

Friend 1: I cheese lemoned Sarah Saturday night.
Friend 2: Was she on birth Control?

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Lemon Technique

lemon technique
A sexual act which involves a split lemon with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the lemon up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.

Last night I gave my man the lemon technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!

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Lemon Zinger

1. A tasty tea beverage.
2. To Splash urine in one's face and say "zing".

1. Mmm that is some good lemon zinger.
2. Yo that bitch was asking for it so i gave her a lemon zinger.

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lemon snowcone

when you pee in the snow
take a cone shaped piece of paper
scoop up yellowfied snow
offer to friend as a tasty lemon snowcone

you know josh?
i totaly gave that dude a lemon snowcone...what a fag
(mind you, both in situation are notoriously flaming)

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Keep it lemon

People that have a big pecker say this

It means your cushty

Olly, keep it lemon mush yes mate bosh 🍋👌

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lemon party

Closly related to the infamous "tubgirl" site. If one goes to www.lemonparty.org, you will withness a old-man threesome. One sucking dick and the other two making out. Possibly the most horrifing thing one man can ever witness.

Theirs this amazing porn site, lemonparty.org

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illegal lemon

1. a fake lemon masquerading as a real lemon for profit or monetary gain
2. a perverted scene in fanfiction posted on a site on which the host(s) has explicitly banned writing of this type
3. any combination of the above
4. Cecille (see 3.)

Stupid illegal lemon! I didn't even get off on that fake-ass buzz!

*sexual scenes are banned from this site*
And then Harry inserted his pulsating appendage into Draco's eager hole...
*ILLEGAL LEMON -- YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED*

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