"You can 'watch 'n' observe' as carefully as you please while driving and you will still miss your turn-off, and so no amount of continued 'Oh, I'm sure it's just around the next curve" tootling further down the road will bring you to it. But if you do actually decide to turn around and go back to see if you did inadvertently pass your desired intersection, it will of course NOT be 'back there', and you will subsequently find out that you'd been within just a few hundred yards of it at the point when you'd turned around, and so you simply wasted gas and time by backtracking; it had indeed been 'just around the next corner', and so you'd have reached it the first time if you simply hadn't been so gol-durned impatient."
I missed my turn-off during a road-trip because I was carefully watching out for traffic and thus never noticed the side-road I wanted --- classic case of Murphy's Law of Intersections!
A Myles Murphy is someone who is incredibly strong and sexy and has a very good future in front of him, and not to mention his MASSIVE dick he gots. He’s also a simp even in times he wishes he wasn’t. Myles Murphy also gets good grades and has A bright and successful future in front him
Today I acted like “Myles Murphy”
Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P
I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!
When you are on all fours over a sleeping girl. As you stare directly into her eyes you begin urinating on her chest.
Doing the Murphy
When a girl sucks your dick and you come it. She gets up and kisses you right after but spits the cum back into your mouth and you shallow it.
“My girl gave me The Murphy treatment last night!”
A cheap person who also smells like shit and is a faggot
Jamal is a stink dick Murphy. He took out Shandawnqua to McDonald's after not taking a shower for a week