muff bumping

v. the action or process of two women ingageing in intercourse.

Carolyn and Jill were continuously muff bumping while they were freshmen at SU.

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Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.

Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!

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muff dive

licking out some girl

oh my gosh i am on goin for a muff dive

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Muff Buffer

A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.

"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"

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muff cabbage

it's a jersey thing.

that bitch has gnarly muff cabbage.

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Rough Muff

A vagina that is overgrown with pubes, i.e. the opposite to a shaven haven

Friend one: I love that, that Steffi girl is just full of roughy muff goodness
Friend two: You're sick! Shaven haven all the way
Friend one:....nowt wrong with a rough muff

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muff snuff

a cock block performed by a female

That girl totally muff snuffed me from hitting on her friend.

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