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It’s tony lopez but with his pink hair. He looks old and used, and he probably thinks the 5 year olds are gonna come running to him.
Spit on it 😏
“Hey do you have a tampon?”
“No, I don’t want Tony Lopez inside of me”
“Bitch what-“
Some sort of absorbent material that can be twisted into a "tampon like" cylinder for the sole purpose of cleaning out a pipe, dugout, one hitter. I MUST be used in conjunction with a stick or similar type tool to "push" the tampon thru the pipe. I thing that comes out the other end is pretty offensive. And should be handled as if it were a tampon.
Dude hand me a tissue I have to make a tampon this thing is shitting in my mouth.
How girls first loose their virginity
Girl-omg I lost my virginity last night
Girls friend-By who!!!
Girl-My first tampon hoe😍💦🍆
A small dildo version of a pad that girls keep in their bodies for up too 8 hours a day during "that time of the month"
She shoved the pad dildo (tampon) up her vagina so she could swim
something that goes inside a coochie
jesus: do you know what a tampon is?
fed: yeah my mom used it.
what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.
"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"
"Shut the hell up, Fred."
When kicking in a door and kill everyone and everything then come out bloody and none of it is yours
I'm going in like a Marine Tampon. All geared up and coming out bloody but none of it is mine…