Black Book List

A book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff. Usually has to be 5 names or longer in order to be considered a Black Book List.

Thats not a Black Book List only have 3 names. Step your game up.

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Do Not Call List

(n) a hypothetical list of people that no one in a certain group would ever intentionally call

Apparently, I accidentally signed up for the female Do Not Call List years ago, and that's why I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass posting Urban Dictionary entries.

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list making

if you ever need a list making talk to craig or laura because they are very good at making list

our lists are cool our lists are great lalalala lists

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list of funny names

here is the list under

the list of funny names are:
mike hawk
mike oxlong
mike rotch
mike rotchburns
york oxmall
moe lester
ms. carriage
ben dover
hugh jass
peter file
heywood jablowme
wilma diqfit
dixie normous
hugh G. rection
gabe itch
phil mias
gabe utsecks
hugh janus
pat myaz
betty phucker
knee grow
ray pist
maya normous bhut
e. rec sean
anna borshin
hari balsac
jyant deck
willie b hardigan
ice wallow come
E. norma stits
biggie rections
bo nerr
mike hunt
mass debater
jack goff
jenny talia
tess tickles
zuck mabaulz
baul zack
taj maddick
pooh see
dill dough
gordon rams me
make a wish kid
Pha kyu
chris P bacon
ricardo milos
johnny sins
phat ho
sugondese nuts
social credit
lana rhodes
imagine dragons
rhydon
hoof hearted
bofa
ligma balls
bob ross
sum ting wong
lana backwards
far king hell
gabe owser
yuri tarded
updog
the sovjet union
WAP
rick astley
crystal math
juan direction
co kain
sir cumcision
eric shawn
pha Q. all
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Wish List Shopping

One who e-shops but only adds the item to their wish list instead of their shopping cart.

This is done more often when alone and poor.

Similar to window shopping.

Other usages of the term include Wish Lister, Wish Listing, and Wish List Shopper.

Betty: Hey Sally, we're going out tonight wanna come?

Sally: Sounds like fun but I'm broke so I'm just gonna stay home and do some wish list shopping

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achievement sex list

A list of women that, were a guy to have sex with any of them, would be considered a massive accomplishment. Mostly kept mentally by white guys.

Duder 1: "So, dude what's on your achievement sex list?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know the usual. A teacher, MILF, a buddy's sister, latina, a black chick."

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Jordan Carey List

A carefully defined pointing system in which men or women compete for the most "points" alloted for sexual conquests. For example, a point is rewarded for a conquest for every 2 years higher/lower than your own. Another for STDs being transmited, some for unwanted pregnancy, ethnicity, overall atractiveness of the woman/man etc.
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).

Tony: "Yo, how many points did you score on the Jordan Carey list last night?"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"

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