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well, it's obvious...fraud amongst the food chain. the industrial food chain and the items posing as "food" that are seriously killing people and leading to disastrous epidemics like childhood diabetes and OBESITY. this is superbly perplexing and intriguing as not many people actually consume "food" and if they do, it is rare. the real trouble with food fraud is how most people have no idea what the eff they are actually eating and the environmental/ecological footprint it creates.
person 1: "Hey man, let's go grab some McDonalds!!"
person 2: "Oh hell no, they are committing major food fraud over there! 45 of their 60 menu items are made from corn!!"
person 1: "Oh come on, you must be joking, it is delicious there and we can eat a bunch of shit for under $10!"
person 2: "We can eat a bunch of shit is right!!!"
Flat food is any food item that comes out of a vending machine and can be slid under a door. Flat food is often used by management to subsist software developers slaving long hours to meet a deadline (death march).
I just fed Bob some flat food so that should keep him coding at least another four hours.
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A Food Nigga is the person who has people who act like their his/her friends, but they really only like him because he/she known to pay for/bring/get food.
Alexis: Hey, you know Jerry?
Julia:Yeah, he's my Food Nigga
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A period after a large meal, usually resulting in a feeling of drowsiness and the need to unbuckle your belt. Common days where a Food Coma is prevalent are Thanksgiving and Christmas due to the importance of huge meals and overly fattening food.
I experienced a major Food Coma over Thanksgiving Break, because my mom made stuffing, turkey, mashed potatoes and pie... I ate all of it.
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When you go to places that usually serve good food and you get served crappy food with crappy service. Then you decide to go to krispy kreme and it turns out they dont have original glazzed.
Danny: Dude those burgers sucked and the fries were hard as fk.
NIck: Yeah dude..... lets go to krispy kreme.
20 min of driving later at krispy kreme
Danny: Dudue they Dont Have ORIGINAL GLAZZED WTF!!!!!
NIck: Dude WE GOT FOOD FUCKED TONIGHT.
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Energy supplements taken during finals week in order to help study for final exams or to stay awake during them. They can range from NoDoz to amphetamine.
"Next week is going to be hell to study for. Let's stock up on some finals food"
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This genre is usually encountered late at night, like regular porn. It occurs generally when you are watching either Food Network or The Travel Channel. You see delicious looking food that you: a) don't have in your residence, b) can't go out and get RIGHT THEN because the market or restaurant you might find it in is closed, c) can't have because of dietary restrictions, or d) can't afford.
Why do I torture myself by sitting here watching Guy Fieri praise that delicious looking omelette only served at Eggceptional Eggstacy in Homestead, Florida? This is real food porn!!
Damn, why does McDonald's have to close at 11PM? I want the Triple-Patty Heart Attack Burger NOW!! Food porn ambush!!
AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! I could MAKE that if Kroger's was still open so I could get the ingredients! Foiled by late night food porn!
Each of the above is said while drooling with a tongue as hard as the other body parts usually associated with porn watching.
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