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The female version of 'I am her'
NOTE: if you don't not get this, immediately you are NOT her.
The phrase, 'I am her' refers, to a lifestyle that you are this or you are that. You are everything. It can applied and used in many different situations
similar phrase "I am Alpha"
"why do you think you deserve free money"
"PURRR, because I am her"
"That makes sense"
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An early morning talk radio show that has interviews with people on the topic discussed that night including: paranormal and pseudoscientific subjects such as the occult, remote viewing, hauntings, shadow people, the Undead, psychic reading, metaphysics, conspiracy theories, UFOs, Area 51, crop circles, cryptozoology, Big foot, the Hollow Earth hypothesis, and science fiction literature, among others. September 11, 2001 attacks and current U.S. counter-terrorism strategy have also become frequent themes.
It is hosted by George Noory on weekdays and John B. Wells on Saturdays on certain days it is Ian Punnett and George Knapp.
Listen to it from 1AM-5AM on everyday.
Guy 1: "Did you listen to Coast to Coast AM?"
Guy 2: I did not unfortunately, because I fell asleep too early."
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when you are engaged in the act of sex (doggy style) in your right hand holding a paper clip or some other sort of small metal object. you then take said small metal object and shove it in a light socet and scream at the top of your lungs "I am Thor!" sending electricity through your cock in to your loving partner. Remember to hold said metal object in your right hand or it will go across your heart and kill you.
(Going all doggy style and shiz)
Girl- "this is boring. You need to step up your game"
Guy-" okay bitch" Now stick in paper clip "I am thor!"
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being late for a period and possibly being pregnant.
When she stated, "I am late" his face fell and she burst into tears
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1. To be incredibly drunk; to have consumed 9 or 10 standard drinks
2. To loose a sense of self; to no longer have an identity, but merely be a drunk fuck. See assclown
3. Suicidal contemplation: A question one asks before raising a gun to one's head and pulling the trigger
4. Puberty blues; adolescent depression; see ahma piece of shit
5. Greater than Where am I and lesser than What am I
Scenario 1:
*Reflection after Hangover*
Dude: Shit, I can't remember anything; and I think I got with a girl named Shazza. Who am I?
Scenario 2:
Prav: Who am I? *gunshot heard*
Andrew: Prav? PRAV?
Scenario 3:
Prav: I'm such a disgruce. Who am I?
Andrew: ...Go to sleep timme.
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What an illiterate girl writes on the back of her hand so she remembers to tell her boyfriend that she's with child.
"Todd," (she refers to back of hand) "I'm pregnate!"
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