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Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.

Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.

by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018


Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"

Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..

by product_owner December 7, 2022


anus flowers

A phenomenon that occurs when someone eats excessive amounts of $5 value boxes from taco bell, and have "anal bloomage" from their anus

Bro, all that taco bell gave me a bouquet of anus flowers

by Juanorrhea October 15, 2017


anus chaser

An anus chaser is a person who predominantly chases anuses whilst being addicted to anuses.

Till Lopper is such an anus chaser.

by Lennyw April 24, 2017


Haunted anus

Something that is unspeakably odious and objectionable, doubly terrible.

"Oh crumbs, did you see his presentation? It was a haunted anus from start to finish

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020


Mr anus

Fuck ass slutty whore who likes to take girls to the back room and steal there virginity

Damion is nothing but a mr anus

by Damo_BTW May 16, 2019


sparkle anus

A bedazzled anus

Dude she had that sparkle anus shit hurt my dick

by 90 foot vagina March 18, 2014