April 24

National purge day, get ready ladies!

"i heard April 24th national r@pe day"
"actually, its purge day mf"

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April 30

Internacional Lose ur virginity day

If u are a virgin get ready to lose ur virginity with ur boo or ur best friend april 30

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April 14

National do whatever you want day You can do what ever u want on April 14{ Let me explain : 1. ITS a SUNDAY! 2.all these things have to be legal! (Unless you want to be in court ya know! 3. Have respect! 4. Have fun!

April 14 is

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april 18

National Anal Sex Day

*Sees guy at the bar wearing an April 18th shirt*
"Hey!"
*both men salute the greatest of holidays*

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april 3

a girl born on this day is such babygirl. she’s the best girl you’ll ever have.

they’re cute and shy on the outside but are naughty girls when they’re alone with you.

they LOVE stuffed animals and plushies, whore for hello kitty, look cute/hot af in lingerie

she’ll cook for you then suck your dick so good right after, she’s a keeper. never let her go.

“it’s my girl’s birthday tomorrow, i still need to get her something”

“she born on april 3? just get her some plushies and fuck her good that night, she’ll love it”

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April 24th

Only the baddest of all bitches were born on this day. Fuck it up baddies

“I heard that sarah was a bad bitch 🤩” “yeah because she was born on april 24th” I LOVE U SUSAN.

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April 25th

The perfect date! It's not to hot and it's not to cold! All you need is a light jacket!

Person A: What is your idea of the perfect date?

Person B: April 25th!

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