On April 29th a day for guys to grab her ass . Itβs not national yet though
Bro grab her ass because today you can itβs grab her ass day
29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.
Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*
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Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day
15th of December is national grab a niggas ass day so what are you waiting for, grab that ass
National grab a niggas ass day-Approach a nigga and grab, slap that ass
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a day in which one sucks someone's ass. it's only on tuesday tho
"oh hey it's tuesday!"
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."
On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"
Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay