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Austin, Texas

A once quiet, laid-back, friendly small Texas city populated mainly by native Texans and UT students. A very attractive and pleasant place, full of culture, great food, a great music scene, and nonstop nightlife, but a climate of brutal summers lasting 6 months out of the year and bipolar winters that can be anywhere from 10-90 degrees. Until the 1970’s, many people outside the south commonly known as “Yankees”, decided to move there and kept their personalities and culture of perceived unfriendliness, hostility, and indifference. And for the past 20-30 years, it has now become a very progressive city full of culture and pretentiousness, but now an overcrowded and overpriced cesspool with nonstop traffic from 5:00 a.m to 1:00 a.m. and middle-classes flocking to Round Rock, Cedar Park, and Leander on the north side and Buda and Manchaca on the south side. Westlake Hills remains the upper middle class white flight area it has been since the 1970’s.

I’m from Austin, Texas. I’m a UT graduate with a doctorate degree in philosophy, a vegan that loves beyond sausage hot dogs with Sriracha, wants a sterile, politically correct society, and far left socialist. Drive up the prices of homes to make the place more desirable! Now I’m going to work at the vegan restaurant I work at waiting tables so I can pay my $3000 a month rent on a 1 room apartment downtown!

by waspcoloredstain December 18, 2021


austin, texas

possibly the most hipster city in the entire world.

"man, I just want to go somewhere where everyone's just COOL, ya know, man?"

"dude, you gotta go to austin, texas"

by The Doctor 6666666 December 10, 2011

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austin texas

austin texas is a hippie town with lots of stoners and dank ganj. its fun and theres a bunch of music everywhere, like the most popular music festival acl. its a lot of fun and austin is cool

austin texas is so fun

by austinchickganj March 10, 2011

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Austin 316

A catchphrase that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin started at the 1996 King of the Ring after winning the King of the Ring finals in match with Jake "The Snake" Roberts

Talk about your pslams, talk about your prophets, talk about John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says "I just kicked your ass"!

by Mike K. March 18, 2004

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Austin Luft

The type of austin will swindle you with his smooth mouth and rob you of everything including yourself, meanwhile you are smiling the whole time in disbelief of how amazing he makes themselves out to be. A perfect mix of narcissism and arrogance. This type is known to convince you they are god and you are their peasant. An Austin luft will give you the highest of highs and lowest of lows. If you are attracted to confidence and style, be sure you aren’t vulnerable to addiction. They will have you feeling on top of the world and begging for mercy in 60 seconds.

Unpredictable, Conniving and heartless.

An Austin luft will leave you for dead while your begging for more.

Stay away from an Austin Luft, they are never up to any good.
Don’t be an Austin luft.

by Not worth it March 28, 2022

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gay austin

austin ridley is a gaylord

matt - "that guy is such a gay austin"
nick - "yeah man what a gay austin"

by Queefonmybeef August 30, 2018

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Austin, TX

1. capital (both governmental and hippie) of Texas
2. live music capital of the world
3. home to the University of Texas

I'm going to Austin for SXSW.

by mossy March 25, 2004

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