Australian slumber party

Function: noun
Etymology: early Latin slumbêe. In slumber. Affiliations with the country, Australia, and the numerous uses of vegemite.

Definition:

1:the act in witch vegemite is applied while in the activity of sexual intercourse.

Wow, can you believe the mate used 5 jars of vegemite for her Australian slumber party?

Yea, I heard it was pretty sticky...... I mean the vegemite, of course.

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Australian Pickle Hitch

A dominance maneuver wherein you grab an opponent by penis with a firm grip and refuse to let go until he yells "Ahhhh Croikee, ya got me by the didgeridoo!"

My grandad said he gets the last slice of pie but that all changed when I gave him the ole' Australian Pickle Hitch.

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Australian high five

While double penetrating a girl, the guys nut sacks smack together

When Alex and Dillon where DPing Sally, their balls gave each other an “Australian high five”.

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Australian Dirt Goggles

When one individual is "Tea-bagged" by two other individuals and both sets of testicles are placed on the first aforementioned individuals eyes creating the "Australian Dirt Goggles"

The first person to pass out is gettin' "Australian Dirt Goggled"
**Brian/Brianette Falls Asleep**
"Bring out the Australian Dirt Goggles"

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Australian Rules football

The worlds greatest sport, also known as Aussie Rules and Australian football.

Fast paced, it incorporates the best aspects of all the football codes and the likes of basketball and boxing (unofficially).

It dates back to Melbourne in the 1800s.

Its premier league is in Australia and is the AFL. Amateur leagues exist in many countries including the USA, UK, Denmark, Germany, South Africa, Argentina, New Zealand and the list goes on.

The first amateur world cup, called the International Cup was held in 2002. The second will occur in 2005.

In Australia it is the prominent sport in Victoria, South Australia, Western Australia, Tasmania and the Northern Territory. The ACT and Queensland are coming around, but Sydney still needs work.

It draws greater crowds than Australia's other football codes on a club level (as Australia only plays Aussie Rules once-yearly in compromise rules against Ireland). The Grand Final draws a crowd of 100,000 people.

See for yourself:
www.afl.com.au
www.usfooty.com
www.aflcanada.com
www.nzafl.co.nz
www.barfl.co.uk
www.arfli.com
www.dafl.dk

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australian muscle rub

Inter-gultial sex, that is, when a man places his penis between the bottox, but not into the anus, of his partner and stimulates himself to orgasm. Like a Hawian Muscle Rub only "down under."

"She was too up-tight to Saddleback, so I settled for an Australian Muscle Rub."

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Australian basket job

The same as a Chinese basket job, but with a sheep instead,
mate.

He's the love child of an australian basket job.

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