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someone who looks like they are a caveman. This can mean they have a big chin or that they have no lips in this case! He may also be batman (man of bat)
"You are a Brandon"
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a fucking twat. he'll waste your time because why the hell not and then make all issues out to be your fault. he is the true definition of an asshole.
"oh, ignore Brandon he's a fucking asswipe."
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Someone who is so convinced they are funny that they will repeat themselves 5-10 times when no one laughs at their jokes. Also excessively says 'What now'. Extremely gullible. Never shuts their damn mouth.
Brandon: At the end of the year, I'll smoke all of my homework so that I can be smarter!
Josh: BRANDON SHUT THE FUCK UP
Brandon: *confused* What now?
Richie, Josh, Ben and Kendra celebrated Brandon's death later that night by smoking all of Brandon's homework.
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By far one of the awesomest guys you'll ever meet. Speaks Swedish, Retardish, and English. Supringsly cute for a Chinese guy .D!!! Really fun to hang around, and extremely hilarious though sometimes his epic donkey/hyeena laugh is way funnier then his jokes. Able to make you smile, even at times when it seems like that's the last thing you'd ever be able to do. Likes to have dance parties in closets with unicorns and somehow the unicorns and him are able to dance to songs by Skillet and says "KIN'S SO SMALL!!!" every five seconds.
Definately a person worth spending your time with.
Brandon: Oh hey can I borrow some notes for tommorow's test?
Drake: Yeah sure definatel-
Brandon: KIN'S SO SMALL!!!
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A prick. A worthless asshole who does nothing but play video games. They start out super cool but don’t get fooled. They’re just good at manipulating you into thinking they’re good guys right before they turn into a complete douche.
Don’t associate with a Brandon unless you want your life ruined.
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