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Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.
To be given a balloon for whatever occasion and forced to carry it around all day during school, work, etc... granting you unwanted attention.
This definition is in reference to the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.
Asshole #1: Happy birthday, take this balloon!
Asshole #2: Thanks alot asshole... guess I can hold on to it for the rest of the day haha....
Asshole #1: Bitch, It's your birthday.
Asshole #2 Ugh.....I'm stuck in the motherfucking Balloon Boy Paradox now.
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When a man farts in a woman’s vagina until her stomach becomes bloated. Once stomach expansion is complete, the man quickly shoves a shoelace/string into her ass, allowing her to resemble a hot air balloon.
Bro!! I hooked up with the dirtiest hoe ever last night! She kept begging to be a thot air balloon but I was to nervous to fart.
"Who's this guy? Mr. Balloons...Mr. Balloon Hands. No way"
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That guy had a polish balloon animalor that mans penis is a polish balloon animal and has too much polish skin
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When a man has to urinate, but does not have the opportunity to do so, one solution is to cover the tip of his penis with gum so urine does not squirt out. When you continue to hold it eventually you will come to a point where you can no longer hold it. At this point, the gum fills with urine and becomes a water balloon. Usually used in context with holding off going to the bathroom for a long period of time.
"Matt was in the office meeting so long he water ballooned" OR "OMG George, where's the nearest restroom, I'm water ballooning over here!"
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The female-only Special Operations Forces created by the Thai Secret Service, employed in unconventional warfare, foreign internal defense, direct action, Counter-Terrorism, and special reconnaissance operations.
Since most anti-Thai terrorist communications are transferred via helium-filled balloon, a special method of intercepting such messages has been devised and is the specific expertise of the PBA. All agents have been trained for years in the ingenious art of striking down these air-born missives with Manually Guided Anti-Balloon Rockets (DARTS, Thai acronym) which they dispatch from their Internal Propulsion Muscular Launch Pads (VAGINA, Thai acronym).
Though no footage exists of the PBA in action, training exercises can be viewed at a number of facilities on the 2nd Floor at Patpong 1 in Krung Thep (Bangkok), Thailand, usually after 17.00 hours with a two drink minimum.
"Some guy grabbed my arm as I was street shopping in the Patpong district last night, insisting that I should view a special Patpong Balloon Assassins training exercise. Then he pushed me up a flight of stairs."
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