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A man who dates a married woman. He does everything she ask and must wait for her to get away from her husband to see her.
Damn there is Ezra sitting at the bar waiting for his married girl friend. He is such a side Bastard
Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.
Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.
A person who can’t admit that they are wrong even when the fat bastard knows that their fat arse is completely bull shitting
Norr you stuborn bastard (secretly love it tho )
Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments
Total bastard: "this guy is so totally awesome!"
UD user: "what a total bastard"
Someone who loves their own COC to pieces (even if it is big ). This person feels the need to flex their arse off about how they can spell the word “A” correct . THIS IS SECRETLY A CRY FOR HELP - I NEED THIS DUCKING SPELLING TEST
Norr looked at her arrogant fat bastardness in the mirror and was instantly turned to on like a noorwegian microwave ( I would too tbh - lucky bastard) She is what’s known as a arrogant bastard
When the boys are just acting completely radical and no fucks are given. When the boys pound brew.
We have 2 cases here boys, it’s BASTARD SZN.
All the bastards are in one room, it’s so BASTARD SZN!!!
Henry: Yo what szn is it?
Cale: Dude it’s BASTARD SZN!
Henry: You’re such a bastard Cale
When you get an insult like hairy titties and he's now stuck in a hole like the mean bastard that he is.
You have hairy ape titties....oh wow I really am a mean bastard said the hairy bear