bat man

A man with a cock the size of a baseball bat.

Watch out! John Holmes is bat man. If you're not careful, he might accidentally shishkabob you! Unless you WANT his poopy pecker head cumming UP your throat!

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Rouge the bat

Kicking, jewel-loving bat from Sonic the hedgehog(first apperance Sonic Adeventure 2). Loves Knuckles. Knuckles loves her too but would never admit it.

Rouge and Knuckles=love. STUPID non-belivers read this(no-one else read it. don't be angry at me if you do I told you not to so just blame yo'self...):

Knuckles holds Rouge's hand in SA2 after their battle! Hahaha! I bet non-belivers didn't know that...too stupid to get to that part of the game eh? I thought they were gonna kiss even! Oh and to ruin more-Shadow dies. Listen to theme tune though...oh and in Sonic heroes that Shadow is a ROBOT! hahaha!(oh btw I said "that" cuz Shadow breathes and cries in SA2-more spoilers! crying! hahaha! there's a boss called the biolizard!)

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swing the bat

1. Have intercourse.
2. Be more mature and act like an adult.

"Did you finally swing the bat last night?"

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Bat Wings

When a guys ball sack sticks to his inner thighs, and when he spreads his legs to unstick them, they resemble bat wings..

as he is fixing them... "Dude, I've got some major bat wings right now!"

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bat smoker

To bat smoke: A derogatory term for a homosexual see batty, especially fond of performing fellatio. Precognition of the bat smokee is not a limiting proviso - often a merely a footnote in a wholly more scathing tirade.

May you die roaring, while your wife screams the name of another man you goddamned, shit for brains, BAT SMOKING motherfucker!

Check them BAT SMOKERS oVer there, they're holding hands. BAT SMOKING faggots.

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Bat Girl

A girl who enjoys masterbating with a baseball bat.

No man had a cock big enough to satisfy Wonder Woman, so she became Bat Girl!

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Bat Cave

When your at a party and you grab two beers and hide one in a secret hiding spot each time thus building a bat cave.

"Damn there's no more beer and I pitched in!"

"Gotham needs us"

"TO THE BAT CAVE!"

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